May 2013
1 post
December 2012
1 post
1 tag
July 2012
4 posts
“After some long … hard … thoughts … I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of...”
– Hahahaha! YES!! ERMAHGERD!!
Steven Tyler on Leaving ‘American Idol’ | HuffPost TV
Wait is that a Gersberms reference at the end?!
(via popculturebrain)
Filling out applications is equivalent to dying a...
This is how I feel:
In other news, I was just (loudly) listening to Pretty Woman, the song, whilst people in the next room were trying to pray.
So, I’m pretty much nailing it today.
Life update
I’m moving to Champaigne, Illinios.
I have tonsil rocks.
I am poor.
June 2012
4 posts
2 tags
What now?
Panic. Terror. Anger.
My mother just informed me she wouldn’t cosign on a loan for me.
I get it - at a logical level. It makes sense. She avoids all responsibility this way. Smart.
But, then…what do I do?
My goal this year has been to “be inspired”. I’m not sure how to turn this into inspiration. I just don’t know what to do.
Any loan that I’ll be...
Angsty Angst Apologies
So, sorry about last night… It was actually this morning. I was at work, I was tired, I was upset. But that was no reason to take it out on you, tumblr. I apologize. Let’s be friends again, okay?
In other news, I’m jonesin’ for some fries. Hm.
Being an adult...
Sucks. That’s pretty much the sum of things. I suppose if I was an adult out of college with a well paying job that I loved, I would view life differently.
HOWEVER.
I AM in college.
I have a mediocre paying job that I don’t particularly like.
….
I am soooo pooooooor!!! *whiiiiiiiine*
And that’s pretty much all I came here for.
Catch ya later!
May 2012
1 post
I'm so sorry!!/philosophizing
Hello tumblr…..
I feel rather sheepish. I know it’s been a long time since we chatted. My life got hectic and internet was scarce. But that was no reason to abandon you. It’s nice to have you as my blog. To be honest ( and, really, if you can’t be honest on your blog, where can you be?), I like puking out my thoughts onto the interwebs. Not many read my wordvomit, but...
April 2012
2 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Things I learn from Criminal Minds #1
Caling out, “Is anyone out there?” NEVER turns out well. NEVER. EVER.
March 2012
8 posts
Ahem...
I will be free from my house in less than five months.
Praise Sweet Baby Jesus.
Pondering/Pandering
So, the other night I was laying in my bed, gazing at my Disney princesses poster, thinking to myself, “Where has my life gone wrong?” Because somewhere along the line, I tried to turn innocent fiction into obsessive non-fiction. For instance, I am not:
A. A princess
B. Unhumanly gorgeous
C. Able to break out in songs that make lyrical or musical sense on the spot
D. A mermaid
Or,...
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
1 tag
There 2 Types of People in the World...
You see someone you don’t know repeatedly in one day. Do you…
A.) Think, “Ohmygosh… I hope they don’t think I’m stalking them!! Ohh no..they do. I just know they do…”
B.) Think, “Ohmygosh…. Are they stalking me??!! Oh they are. They totally are…”
We all fall into one category. And if you would answer that you would think...
February 2012
8 posts
Things That Make Me Feel Warm Inside! (In a...
1. Hot chocolate - okay, okay! It’s NOT just because it’s a warm beverage!! It just makes me feel warm in multiple ways. Jeez…
2. Blankets right out of the dryer. When you snuggle into it, it’s like…NIRVANA.
3. PUPPIES!!! They’re just so cute and wonderful and cute!!!! And wonderful!!
4. My Grandma’s rolls! …BREAD rolls. You sickos.
5....
Do you ever have those moments....
Where you think, “I am a complete and utter idiot. Why had no one told me??!!” Just had one. It was unpleasant.
“[Meryl Streep] is either the greatest actress of our time, or a very dedicated...”
– Billy Crystal (via popculturebrain)
Helllooooooo!!!
Hey.
It’s been awhile.
I’ve missed you.
*hug*
Let’s catch up.
So…. Where to begin?
I dropped out of college. Well. I “withdrew”. It was a huge big ordeal. Correction: the actual withdrawing took a total of 10 ten minutes, starting when I parked my car in the lot, to when I got back in the car and hyperventilated. It was super cool.
The hard part of...
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
15 posts
It's just one of those days....
Sometimes…..I just need a Sully hug.
1 tag
1 tag
Day 48 (again)/I'm not doing any of my homework
I’m not doing any of my homework. And by homework I mean two essays that count as finals and are due on Monday.
Am I being responsible?
No. No, I am not.
Gun. Head. Brain splatter.
Day 48
I’ve decided to start an exercise regimen. This will require me to blog it up every other day. I’m still ironing out all the details, but by next week, I will be bringing them to you, the public. Well, the five people following me. Whatevs.
luvs
Brit
1 tag
BETHANY YOCUM!!!! STOP DOING EVERYTHING I DO...
Stop it. :P
1 tag
Freddie Highmore looks like my friend Tyler.
Straight up mind effed. Oh Tyler.
kellerab:
Freddie:
Tyler (in the middle):
Dear World (Or day 45)
Dear World,
How’s it hangin?
Everything still….turning the right way?
I hope so.
Listen, I’ve got this problem. I’m a little sick of you right now. Not to be melodramatic or anything… Actually. There are times when I am very melodramatic. On purpose. So deal with it. I might not always be mature or “well-adjusted”. And I don’t think...
Day 43 Maybe....
Hey there y’all!
:D
SO. What’s shakin’?
Not much in my life.
….
Aaaaaaaaand that’s it.
You’re welcome.
November 2011
11 posts
Day 36 ...maybe
HELLO!!!
It’s been awhile. Unfortunately, I was in Knoxville and I don’t have much access to reliable internet there… sad face.
But I’m back!!
So, I’m sick. Like usual.
But I’ve gotten myself scared. What if I have a legit illness? Why do I gt sick all the time, even when I take my iron?? It makes me a lot anxious.
Anywho. Over break I’ve come to the...
Day 24 (Philosophizing about pancakes)
Wednesdays are nawt fun. At awll. Well, except Bethany and I are gonna have Funday Wednesday, and I think we’re gonna paint and watch a movie (A Midsummer Night’s Dream!!!) and probably eat pumpkin chocolate chip pancakes. We made….a lot. By trial and error.
But, really, the best things come form trial and error. Because such things are those tried (see what I did there?)....
Musings (Day 22)
“To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will...
1 tag
Day 21 (I'm pretty sure...I don't do well with...
Oh hello!
There are so many things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, but here’s a list of a few things I would like to mention.
Pumpkin Pie
Moms
Time I get to spend with my family
Warm clothes
Caramel Apple Cider Steamers
Thanksgiving Break!!
Gpapas and Gmamas
Tommy Lee Jones
Gain dryer sheets
Dr. John Swope
MUSIC!!
The internets
Free will
Cellular devices
Cinnamon...
