After some long … hard … thoughts … I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit,” Tyler said in a statement. “I strayed from my first love, Aerosmith, and I’m back — but instead of begging on my hands and knees, I’ve got two fists in the air and I’m kicking the door open with my band. The next few years are going to be dedicated to kicking some serious ass — the ultimate in auditory takeover … On Nov. 6, we are unleashing our new album, Music from Another Dimension on the Earth, Moon, Mars, and way beyond the stars … “Idol” was over-the-top fun, and I loved every minute of it … Now it’s time to bring Rock Back. ERMAHGERD.

Hahahaha! YES!! ERMAHGERD!!

Steven Tyler on Leaving ‘American Idol’ | HuffPost TV

Wait is that a Gersberms reference at the end?!

(via popculturebrain)

Filling out applications is equivalent to dying a painful death

This is how I feel:

In other news, I was just (loudly) listening to Pretty Woman, the song, whilst people in the next room were trying to pray. 

So, I’m pretty much nailing it today.

Life update

I’m moving to Champaigne, Illinios.

I have tonsil rocks.

I am poor.

What now?

Panic. Terror. Anger. 

My mother just informed me she wouldn’t cosign on a loan for me.

I get it - at a logical level. It makes sense. She avoids all responsibility this way. Smart.

But, then…what do I do?

My goal this year has been to “be inspired”. I’m not sure how to turn this into inspiration. I just don’t know what to do.

Any loan that I’ll be able to get without a cosigner won’t even scratch the surface of my loans.

In short, I’m screwed.

But, on Monday I WILL call Financial Aid.

I WILL continue on the journey towards the future I want for myself.

And, I WON’T be stuck here in this dead end town forever.

I. Will. Not.

Booyah.

Angsty Angst Apologies

So, sorry about last night… It was actually this morning. I was at work, I was tired, I was upset. But that was no reason to take it out on you, tumblr. I apologize. Let’s be friends again, okay?

In other news, I’m jonesin’ for some fries. Hm.

Being an adult…

Sucks. That’s pretty much the sum of things. I suppose if I was an adult out of college with a well paying job that I loved, I would view life differently. 

HOWEVER.

I AM in college.

I have a mediocre paying job that I don’t particularly like.

….

I am soooo pooooooor!!! *whiiiiiiiine*

And that’s pretty much all I came here for.

Catch ya later!